the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
doctorwho:
clarabosswald:
souffleclara:
ATTENTION EVERYONE
ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
I REPEAT
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
BREAKING INTO A MILLION PIECES JUST LIKE CLARA
pastelm00n:
shaythewolf:
I always knew he belonged in there.
when you see it
i-am-of-asgard:
come on everyone thought that at least for a moment!
itsnotthesaharadesert:
castielliarmus:
jesuschristvevo:
do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows
[sound of matt smith crying in the distance]
ianoshea:
me when I work out
behind-my-empty-eyes:
That one second where it seemed like the Doctor’s name was “Please”:
self-loving:
This is the saddest thing ever
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You:
hi
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Stranger:
hey
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You:
wanna cyber
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Stranger:
Depends are you a girl? ;)
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You:
ya
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Stranger:
And okay then, you start?
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You:
i come into ur bedroom
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You:
and ur sleeping
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You:
and i crawl under your blanket
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Stranger:
I'm still asleep
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You:
u feel me pulling down ur pants
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You:
and u wake up and smile
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Stranger:
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
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You:
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
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You:
cutting off your penis
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Stranger:
wait
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You:
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
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Stranger:
Then what...?
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You:
I HATE YOU
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Stranger:
I didn't cheat
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You:
you bleed to death in your bed
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Stranger:
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
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You:
nobody ever knows what happened
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You:
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
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You:
the end
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Stranger:
I have a mercedes?
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You:
not anymore faggot
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Your conversation partner has disconnected.
coutrney:
you ungrateful twit
Hello Sweetie.